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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

New Zealand Parliament votes for record suspensions of 3 lawmakers who performed Māori haka - AP News

No go.

Loons and Moons

2025 Freestyle Wrestling U20 World Team Trials Results - FloWrestling

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

How do you think Trump's tariff threats are affecting Europe?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Europe cuts interest rates as Trump's tariffs loom - BBC

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Marchand, Bennett, Ekblad want to remain with Panthers, aim for Stanley Cup 3-peat - NHL.com

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

What should I do to stop being angered easily?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Can BRICS defeat the US economically?

So they tried

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives